When I first tuned into “Can You Duet?” on CMT, I thought it looked an awful lot like “American Idol,” and wondered why 19 Entertainment let them get away with that.
I went ahead and enjoyed the show anyway before I found out that 19 Entertainment is producing the show in conjunction with CMT. Drats. I’ve begun to actively hate the Idol franchiser. They seem determined to fold, spindle and mutilate AI beyond practical repair. Now they’ve gotten their greasy claws into country music. It makes me cringe.
Not that Duet hasn’t already made me cringe just a little. The three judges are each weird in their own ways, not that they don’t have the chops for the job they’ve been chosen for.
Amy Mayo is an award-winning, and prolific, songwriter. Among the tunes she’s had a hand in are the Lonestone standard “Amazed” and Idol alum Kelly Pickler’s hit “I Wonder.” But that voice … mama mia … she sounds like a wind-up baby doll.
Brett Manning is a vocal coach with a number of high-profile clients. But that hair … mama mia … I have to physically restrain myself from leaping through the television with a razor and shaving him bald.
And Naomi Judd. Granted, she and daughter Wynonna are one of country’s most popular duos ever. But I’ve read enough about her relationship with Wy to know that she can be a bit of a handful to be around. Mama mia … what a mother. Plus, she ought to take a page from the Candace Bergen book on the art of aging gracefully. She’s been botoxed and plumped and lifted so much she has a permanently startled express.
Then there’s the format. I don’t have a problem with the audition process, but whose silly idea was it to split the duos up and pass through one half, while sending the other half home? The splitees were then paired with ENTIRELY NEW partners, given a day to practice and then had to come back and sing for approval. Predictably, the judges complained about bad pairings, lack of chemistry, etc. What did they expect? Musical nirvana? Dumb, dumb, dumb.
I’m going to stick with Duet for the time being, but I have no doubt 19 Entertainment will muck it up somehow. It’s become their stock in trade.