Today is Tuesday, the 35th day of 2014, with 330 days left in the year.
Today is ...
Thank a Mailman or Woman Day. They bring us our movies and packages through snow, sleet, rain, natural disasters and global warming, and we should thank them so much for risking their health so Netflix and Amazon can stay in business.
Top 10 pieces of advice Rob Ford gave to Justin Bieber
10. In public, comport yourself with dignity.
9. Admit your mistakes.
8. Find a friend with common interests.
7. Always turn the other cheek.
6. If you fall down, get right back up.
5. Trust your artistic instincts.
4. Check your weight regularly.
3. Keep your head up.
2. Always think before you speak.
1. Respect people's personal space.
Top 10 things I've learned in my 30 years as commissioner of the NBA, presented by David Stern
10. "Dr. J is not a licensed physician."
9. "The swish sound is made by a guy standing behind the basket."
8. "I could watch a stuck ball get poked with a broom all day."
7. "When international diplomacy is required, call Dennis Rodman."
6. "I'm the only guy in the league who was bar mitzvah'd."
5. "No NBA star has ever made a bad motion picture."
4. "The lowest paid mascot in the league makes $5 million a year."
3. "Moisten needle before inserting."
2. "I am an inspiration to short, un-athletic kids everywhere."
1. "I hear sneaker squeaks in my sleep."
- Late Show With
David Letterman
Define this
Diathesis
Definition No. 1 - A predestined order of life.
Definition No. 2 - A constitutional predisposition or tendency, as to a particular disease or affection.
Cryptogram
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Answers
Biddy - A young chicken
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"All my life I've been laughing when I hear people say 'Love at first sight.' " But I stopped laughing about it the day I saw YOU!" - Dani Mroue
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