Local NewsJanuary 14, 2015

Today is Wednesday, the 14th day of 2015, with 351 days left in the year.

Today is ...

Dress Up Your Pet Day. My husband hates it when I put clothes on our three dogs, but darn it, they get cold and look so cute in their sweaters.

Short takes

Want to hear a joke?

Your love life.

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Want to see something funny?

Look in the mirror.

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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them.

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I think alcohol needs to be located in the baby aisle next to the $30 diapers and $20 formula cans. You know to remind people of the consequences of having "a good time."

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If life doesn't scare the crap out of you, you're doing it wrong.

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It's so sad to see rich kids get beat up for their brunch money.

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What are you giving up for Lent? The ability to think?

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The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman.

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Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears. Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile. But mess up just one time ...

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If I could only have one item during the apocalypse it would be Dora's backpack. You can pull a helicopter out of that thing!

Define this

Loblolly

Definition No. 1 - A thick gruel.

Definition No. 2 - To be nonchalant.

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Answers

Indagate - To investigate; research.

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"The truth is, unless you let go, unless you forgive yourself, unless you forgive the situation, unless you realize that that situation is over, you cannot move forward." - Steve Maraboli

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