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Today is Friday, the 240th day of 2015 with 125 days left in the year.

Today is ...

Race Your Mouse Day. This is an exciting day for all of us who work in an office. I have $5 on my mouse in the third race. It's a cordless Logitech. On your mark ...

Late night chuckles

"It's come out that Donald Trump's grandfather owned a brothel. When reached for comment Trump said, screwing people for money is a long family tradition."

- Conan O'Brien

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"It is rumored that the new iPhones are going to use facial recognition technology to unlock your phone. Of course, if you live in Los Angeles the iPhone will store up to six of your previous faces."

- Conan O'Brien

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"A spokesman for the White House yesterday said Vice President Joe Biden has received president Obama's blessing to run for president. Not that he necessarily needs it, but Biden hasn't made a decision yet, but he plans to as soon as Amazon delivers the magic eight ball he ordered."

- Jimmy Kimmel

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"There was a time when it seemed unimaginable that Joe Biden could ever be taken seriously enough to win his party's nomination, but Donald Trump just blew that idea right out the window."

- Jimmy Kimmel

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"The CEO of Starbucks sent the message to Starbucks employees yesterday, instructing them to be sensitive to customers who might be feeling stressed out about the market. I like that the place that charges $5 for a cup of coffee is concerned about our finances."

- Jimmy Kimmel

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Definition No. 1 - To enlarge drastically; growth spirt.

Definition No. 2 - A large, brilliant meteor, especially one that explodes; fireball.

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Answers

Mirepoix - A flavoring made from diced vegetables, seasonings, herbs, and sometimes meat.

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"Baseball is 90 percent mental, the other half is physical." - Yogi Berra

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