Local NewsNovember 5, 2015

Today is Thursday, the 309th day of 2015, with 56 days left in the year.

Today is ...

National Love Your Red Hair Day. This is for those of you who don't spend money covering up the fact that you should be feared.

Pun intended

Boxers who are always on time for their bouts are very punchual.

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Are people who spend time thinking about one-liners punsive?

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Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the Forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.

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Kids who have one-to-one tuition are in a class of their own.

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When they used bleach to clear a dark, wet corner, they broke the mold.

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He tried to convert the solid to visible radiation, because he wanted to make light of the matter.

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The man leaned on the printer cartridge because he wanted to tone up his abs.

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I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but he kept dropping the bass.

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What is the worst thing about having a party in space?

You have to planet.

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Yesterday a clown held open the door for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

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I ate too much Indian food; now I falafel.

Define this

Criticaster

Definition No. 1 - Someone who is always critical of others.

Definition No. 2 - An incompetent critic.

Cryptogram

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HINT: C = N

Answers

Hydra - A persistent or multifaceted problem that presents a new obstacle when a part of it is solved.

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"The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor,' I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.' " - Roy Blount Jr.

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