Today is Thursday, the 216th day of 2016, with 150 days left in the year.

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Social Security Day. Celebrate by not giving anyone your number.

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Best tweets about cats

14. Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn't want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

13. Being a cat owner involves saying, "I don't wanna see your butthole" way more times than anticipated.

12. Sometimes I feel like my cat is wiser than me. Like, he's the one taking naps all the time, how smart can I be?

11. Shout out to my cat for still getting excited to eat the same thing every single day.

10. My cat's resume:

2009-present - sleeping, eating, purring, filling litter box with waste, walking on keyboard

9. If you're looking for quality content, I just sang to my cat to "eat this pill" to the tune of "Kiss the Girl," so maybe I'm not your girl.

8. It's so sad that curiosity led to so many life-changing inventions, but is still mostly remembered for killing that one cat.

7. What do you do with your free time? I sing to my cat "A Whole New World" from "Aladdin" of course and pretend we are on a magic carpet.

6. Owning a cat is like having a drunk ninja child.

5. Good cop: Step away from the ledge.

Cat cop: (pushes person off) Oops.

4. Owning a cat is like having a 2-year-old with razor blades taped all over it.

3. Good morning, My cat just used my ribs as a launch pad so she could jump onto my chest of drawers and scream at the birds outside my window.

2. Cats are like the cool older sibling that wants nothing to do with you until they need something.

1. Dating me is like having a cat: I'm going to leave my hair everywhere, ignore you a lot and get irrationally angry if you touch my stomach.

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FULIGINOUS

Definition No. 1 - sooty; smoky.

Definition No. 2 - snotty; runny.

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SNOWCLONE - A cliché adapted to a new use.

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The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.

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