Today is Saturday, the 333rd day of 2011, with 42 days left in the year.

Today is ...

Use Less Stuff Day. it's also World Toilet Day.

Top 10 things that went through Herman Cain's mind at Libya moment

10. "Libya? I remember Lydia, but I don't remember a Libya."

9. "I told them politics was off limits."

8. "Maybe if I hold perfectly still, everybody will think their DVRs are on pause."

7. "Why the hell am I in Milwaukee?"

6. "Uh, 9-9-9?"

5. "What would Rick Dees do?"

4. "I'm gonna be on YouTube!"

3. "I should have called Bob Costas."

2. "These things are a lot funnier when it happens to Rick Perry."

1. "Well, it's been fun, see you in 2016!"

- "Late Night

with David Letterman"

From the twisted mind of Rita Rudner

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald."

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If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during playoff season.

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All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

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Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

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All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

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Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

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All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

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If a man says "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget, he didn't lose your number, he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

Define this

RECKLING

Definition No. 1 - Smallest or weakest in a litter.

Definition No. 2 - A wobbly gait.

Cryptogram

WPHH QEBG'C MZIGV, MZIGV QEBG'C WJHH, CXSBGXE QEMSM PG PGXEMC.

hint: w = f

ANSWERS

RECREANT - Craven or false.

a not getting Everyone scheme for rich will that has work. - Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

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Susan Engle, Edge editor, may be contacted at edge@lmtribune.com; The Edge, 505 Capital St., Lewiston, ID 83501; (208) 848-2228; or by fax, attn: Edge, (208) 746-1185.