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Today is Thursday, the 239th day of 2015, with 126 days left in the year.

Today is ...

Just Because Day. No more needs to be said.

Pun intended

She became a golf professional to earn her bread and putter.

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Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted.

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People say that as a child, William Shakespeare was very playful.

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I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.

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My noodle soup doesn't taste that good. It really laksa certain quality.

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Of all the philosophers, Descartes can carry the most things.

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It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.

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When the church relocated it had an organ transplant.

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Don't get lost in the mist or else you won't have the foggiest idea where you are.

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To noble steeds with horse sense and stable thinking, hippocracy is not hypocrisy.

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The dance club opened to rave reviews.

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To spot a glacier you have to have good ice sight.

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The farmer decided to get a cow, and milk the idea for all it was worth.

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The Mayflower was washed up before the Yule Tide.

Define this

Mirepoix

Definition No. 1 - A flavoring made from diced vegetables, seasonings, herbs, and sometimes meat.

Definition No. 2 - A hodgepodge of fabrics used to create a new material.

Cryptogram

"RGUXRGQQ PU 90 DXCMXBK VXBKGQ, KFX WKFXC FGQA PU DFSUPMGQ." - SWJP RXCCG

Hint: X = E

Answers

Dour - Sullen; severe; gloomy; stubborn.

- "There happens." and it happen it three Tommy who who what are types baseball those those players: make wonder happen, who of watch those Lasorda

"There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens." - Tommy Lasorda

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